one of those “let’s think of everything that’s ever gone wrong in your life” nights.
The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”
i really love people who ruin your entire fucking day, then pretend like nothing is wrong. like no fuck you.
why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys
why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead
i’m so fucking done with broken promises.
CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER
I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart ass is gonna ruin your life
My favorite Oscar of the night
make room for the Grammys
Tumblr was invented just for this pun.
I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.
Can you do an impression of an All Time Low fangirl?
it’s so accurate it hurts.
"You’re the worst friend ever" in a monotone voice
I’m very happy